Category: funny
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What’s One More Doctor?!
When we are born, we usually only have one doctor, a pediatrician, unless something is dire. Once we hit our late teens we move on to a primary care physician. For us women, we will add an OBGYN. What I have noticed is that as I age, it seems I…
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The Dreaded Muffin Top: Oh, God, Why?!
I am in my early 40s, at least for a couple more months and then I will turn 44 and enter my mid-40s (Eeek!). I know things change as you get older. I have already forgotten things (I mean that hit in my 20s!). I am beginning to fall apart…
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True Crime Tuesdays – “Father Of The Year Goes To…”
They are cordial, nice, and down right evil. How could a father kill their child?!
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Move Over CVS, There is a New Competitor in Town
“Okay, Stephanie, let’s regroup. You are not insured. Your psychiatrist is out on maternity leave. All of your Express Scripts prescriptions have been canceled. And, most importantly, you now have five days left on your antidepressant. FUCK!”
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True Crime Tuesday – “Just One Bite”
“Never judge a bite by its snaggletooth or sometimes it isn’t the criminal who is stupid.”
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True Crime Tuesdays – “What a Great Idea for a Novel!”
Some criminals just stay with you. The first criminal I was introduced to was Jeffrey Dahmer. I don’t remember what I was watching but my father told me all about him. I think I was about 12 at the time. His acts were heinous. Killing young men, raping them and…
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True Crime Tuesdays – “Two Strikes… Want to Make it to Three?!”
“As I read on, I just kept smacking my head.”
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True Crime Tuesday – “Paging Dr. Schneeberger”
“This time the doctor got a bit happy with the wrong head on his body.”
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True Crime Tuesday – The Prodigal Spoiled Brat Son
“First semester there, the classes went from, if you show up, you get an A, to actually having to put forth the effort and do the work.”